1 Night in Paris Hilton

Apparently, it's a pretty reasonable rate...and has a heated pool!

Did you expect something else?

Listen up liars...

Now, as you may or may not know, Wendy's has new "Boneless Buffalo Wings" which sound, in theory, good.

However, what they fail to mention is that they are actually just their chicken nuggets covered in sauce. For $1.50 more than their nuggets with a side of sauce.

So, I ordered them, not knowing what was to come...and I watched in horror as saw them make them:

First, they grab a container. Then, they toss some of the "wings" in the container. Next, they take two bottles of "flavor" and spray them up and down the "wings". Then, they put the top on and shake them up like they were making shake 'n bake (and I helped). Next, while you're jaw is on the counter realizing the scam they just ran on you, they hand them to you with a smirk that's basically a middle finger, letting you know you just got f'd in the a and you're not getting that $1.50 back.

Listen up Wendy's. You can't put urine through a coffee maker and get Folger's Crystals. Yum, yum...

Alright...

So, since I know people like to read this stuff (and make fun of my nerdocity), I'll start posting it anytime I see it. Without ado...more fawning over my WIS acumen!

Seems a bit on the high side...

I refuse to believe that over 2,ooo people were "caught up in the coverage of the solar eclipse." Honestly, that shouldn't have even made the news. For real...

Bachelorette Guess...

So, a couple nights ago, they had the Men Tell All on the Bachelorette. The third place guy, Reid, was not there because Chris Harrison said he had a "prior engagement".

I'm saying the master, Chris Harrison, is foreshadowing that Reid is going to end up engaged to Jillian and comes out of nowhere to win the game and get to enjoy all of her "personality".

Nice placement...

So, every time I drive home from the Gym, I pass a box that has Star Tribune's for sale in it. (you can see it from two different angles as I drove past it...the one on the right is heading towards it and the one on the left is looking back at it from a stop sign).

I've always thought it was the weirdest place for a newspaper box, seeing as it's attached to a speed limit sign in the middle of a warehouse district, with absolutely ZERO foot traffic around it. Who's going to stop while going 35 to pick up a newspaper. Or so I thought...

Then, yesterday, I was coming home and there was actually a Subaru (that should have been my first sign that the person was an idiot) parked next to it and a s/him (sex was unknown) was reaching in and pulling out a newspaper.

Which means, maybe that's why all the newspapers are going out of business. Perhaps they're only putting their papers where people might actually want to buy a newspaper, instead of putting them in the middle of nowhere where the odds of someone actually buying a paper are zero.

Looks like Pluto (sorry other planets, newpapers only deliver to other non-planets) is going to be getting a newspaper box in the very near future!

Awesome video...

So, this interview, about getting a free AK-47 with a truck purchase starts off about that fact, and then totally delves into something else (click on the picture to be re-directed to CNN.com for the video)...

Stupid maggots! They have no souls!

This was great. Great. "What, you don't believe in God?" Awesome.

Hmmm...

Yet another item from the Kobe ad...

No soup for you! 3 months you come back!

Dang stereotypes

So, we get this ad from the local Japanese steakhouse:

Free Deliver? $30 up?

Who'd they get to proofread this? City Wok Guy?

*I know...I know...different stereotype...but I drew a blank*

She is going to dominate!

I just hope she doesn't need to borrow any acne cream from Zack and Screech...