HYPER losers!

So, you know that party I talked about that no one RSVPed for? Well, eventually, 12 people said they were coming.

Then, the night came, and 5 people "thought it was Sunday, not Saturday." So, almost half the people didn't come.

My point? Apparently...I suck...

Last night...

we had a pretty big storm and about 3 am I heard a noise. I thought it sounded like water leaking into the house. I threw off the covers and rushed to where the sound was coming from.

Turns out it was just a cat puking. Thank God!

Er...wait. Cat puke? Gross!

Mini Cooper

So, I'm at Cub yesterday and had the following exchange:

Cub Lady: OK, here's your receipt. Would you like a window-cling?
Brent: Huh?
Cub Lady: A window-cling. They're giving away two Mini Coopers if you have one.
Brent: Yech. Mini Cooper.
Cub Lady: They're giving them away!!
Brent: Sweet. Then I could lounge around in my Crocs while surfing the internet on my Mac before I hightail it to Ikea in my Mini Cooper!!
Cub Lady: Yeah, Mac's are great!
Brent: Idiot...

Evite losers...

So, apparently Alison and I are losers. And Vance (first response in the no column) just wants to exasperate the situation...

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As you can see...no one wants to come to our party. I should try not annoying people at functions in the future. Eh...

Track & Field

So, I'm watching Bolt destroy everyone in the 200 on NBCOlympics.com and I see the following about the history of track and field

Olympic track and field comprises 26 running events, 3 walking events, 16 field events, the decathlon and heptathlon.

Walking events? WALKING!!? Who are these people? Do you get mocked by, oh, I don't know...EVERYONE?? Is there a less sought after medal? Do you get priority seating at Denny's? This is ridonk. And I want one. Bad. Watch out London...here comes power walking Brent!

Sinclair?

Have you ever been to a Sinclair station? If so, then there's a good chance you're a drug dealer. Or someone who was looking to score drugs. Because that's what EVERY Sinclair station looks like.

There is NEVER anyone there during the day. You can drive by and you might see one car there. Maybe.

But at night, all of the sudden, there are always about 40 cars parked out front. Where did all those cars come from? And why are they there at night?

Emergency oil change? Hash? You decide...

So...

I wake up this morning and I have the following message that has been commented on in my Comcast van post:
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get a life...
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Get a life? Is that what I need to do? You, sir, might want to look into that, searching about Comcast vans at 1:40 am. Shouldn't you be getting ready for your run-in with Chris Hansen about this time?

Gradumatate?

So, I look in my e-mail today and I got this notice about our 10-year high school reunion:

Help us find 37% of our missing graduates? I don't get it. Why don't they want to find all of the missing graduates? Do they only want to find certain people and they don't really care if they find Justin Ardolf or not?

Or, do you think they meant that they can't find 37% of the people we graduated with? Yeah...that's probably it, though apparently 27% of the people on the graduation committee might should not of graduated.

Me English-speak good.

I swear...

that I saw Yoda driving a Civic yesterday. Or maybe it was a turtle. Didn't get a really good look, as I ended up passing IT at about 70 while they were going 27 on the interstate. I love people (things?) like that!

Why is Wednesday special?

So, I'm at Diamonds a week ago for the softball tournament. I was looking at their weekly drink specials and noticed something strange:


MONDAYS - $1.00 22oz Domestic Taps
TUESDAY - 2 FOR 1 All Drinks (up to $4.50) & Domestic Tap Beer
WEDNESDAY - Wet Panty Wednesday's
THURSDAYS- Ladies Drink FREE Tap Beer & Drinks (up to $4.50)
FRIDAYS- 2 FOR 1 All Drinks (up to $4.50) & Domestic Tap Beer
SATURDAYS - ALL Drinks 1/2 Price
SUNDAYS - $2.00 Bloody Mary's

What in the world is the deal with Wednesdays? Seriously! No other day has a special name. And why would they call it that? You know that's just going to bring out the creepsters. I think their new management has some learning to do...