I think it should be illegal for student drivrs to wear sunglasses. There has to be some sort of law against it, like there should be a law against not growing a sweet moustache if you have the ability. But that's another post...
When I drive by student drivers, I love to look over at them and watch how they are in absolute terror. How they are gripping the wheel like Dan Norris grips the railings in a Handi-stall. How they are afraid to look anywhere but straight ahead. How they have their hand placed at 10 and 2 and wouldn't move them if Simon said so (yeah...that's right, a Simon Says reference). And, my absolute favorite, the look of sheer, vomit inducing terror in their eyes.
And I can't enjoy that when they are wearing their sweet shades, trying to be like Tom Cruise before he pretended to have Suri. And if I can't enjoy seeing their terror, what's really the point of even having them learn to drive? I mean, let's not kid ourselves here; we all know what we really want...
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Sure you break two railings in a handi-stall and everyone remembers years later...what about all the volunteer work I do with the elderly? No one remembers the important stuff, I blame society (he says shaking he head).
To previous anonymous...
By "elderly" don't you actually mean "Little Boys" and by "Volunteer Work" don't you actually mean "touching in naughty places"?
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