Ugliest car alive...

So, I'm in the Target parking lot and I see what has to be the ugliest car I've ever witnessed. It looked like a cross between a Scion (sorry James) and the Jetsonmobile. I present, for your horror, the Nissan Cube:

Seriously, look at that monstrosity. Gross. And what kind of Trekkie engineer thought it was a good idea to put some Geordi La Forge glasses on this thing?

I can't even describe how much awfuller (yeah, it's so ugly, I'm making up words to describe it) it looks in person. It's like Castro barfed and they put it on wheels. Who would buy this? Who? GROSS!!!