Back to Back!!

Vance:
Not a good week for Tall Dan. First, Thursday he eats some ripened eggs and then he wasn't even the tallest person in the bar on Saturday. This was pointed out to him a several million times.

Nelly:
Someone kept yelling for them to go back to back, but Tall Dan was unresponsive, probably out of shame at not openly being the tallest guy in the bar. How can you be not open about being the tallest guy in the bar? Beats me, but a guy who wasn't afraid would go back to back with his opponent.

Tall Dan:
It's like I stated at the bar, being tall doesn't mean I should have to go back to back with another Tallperson. I don't make you guys go face to face with other ugly people.

Nelly:
Well, if you wouldn't go back to back, you could have at least gone cheesy goatee to cheesy beard...

Tommy Langer:
Or small wang to small wang...

Nelly:
Dag!! Tall Dan just got faced!! Who has the fire extinguisher?? HOLLER!