Top 10 Reasons I Like Cottage Cheese

10. It's portable; put it in a cooler and you're savoring the bite sized goodness hours later.
9. It's white; like Will Smith.
8. It doesn't talk back to you, like it's good for nothing cousin, Shredded Cheese.
7. It never makes you feel self-conscious about the pants you decided to wear.
6. It loves you whether you bowl a 98 or a 246.
5. Three words; Cottage. Cheese. Pizza.
4. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, there's no way the doctor will F with the Cottage Cheese.
3. Cottage cheese comes from cows, not horses; HOLLER!!
2. It never gets old; like Top 10 lists.
1. I can put Cottage Cheese in it's place anytime I want if it ever gets lippy with me.