Friday, September 19, 2008

Makeup for infants?

So, Alison got this new make-up. I guess it has sunscreen in it. It's not as pretty as my makeup. Whatever. But perhaps I've said too much.

Anyway, not the point. The point is, strain your eyes and read the directions on this thing. If you can't (or don't wanna), here's what it says:

"Children under 6 months of age: ask a doctor"

Ask a doctor? Ask a doctor what? If you can make your infant look like a HO!!

Seriously, who is putting makeup on 6 month olds? This should really be a test. If you do ask your doctor about this they should legally be able to stab you. Seems fair.

*Thank you to Alison for the base idea of this blog post*

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