Britney...

So, as we all know, Britney Spears is pregnant. Which is fine. She has the right to do whatever she wants..in a perfect world. But this ain't a perfect world.

On her website, she says she enjoys being pregnant because she loves eating for two. Everyone who thinks she's really eating for two and this won't continue once the kid is born, I have some investment property in Florida to sell you.

She is quickly turning gross. And this is not going to help the cause. By the time she's 35, she's gonna be an indentical twin for Roseanne. And I'm going to be leaning over a railing somewhere, puking in a bucket.

The worst part is, you'll have to explain to your son why you thought she was hot 15 years ago. No matter what you say, he won't believe you and a little part of him will die inside when he knows his dad thought, essentially, Roseanne was hot at one time.


That's the reason I probably shouldn't have kids. That, and the vicarious need to live through them and their athletic achievements. But mostly the whole ugly Britney Spears thing.