When I go to a urinal, I always have a sneaking suspicion that the guy next to me is judging me and laughing at potential stage fright if he can't hear me peeing right away. To avoid this, I try to make the pee as loud as possible, by hitting the urinal cake with as much force as possible. That'll show that guy that this guy doesn't have stage fright.
It's strange living in my world...
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Holy hell, I do the same thing! Its always hilarious watching the look on the other guy's face when he hears your horse-pee hitting the urinal...wait, did I just say that out loud? Gotta run...
I CANT BELIEVE YOU STILL HAVENT MADE A POST ABOUT YOUR ENGAGEMENT! AND TO TOP IT OFF, ANOTHER URINAL POST! DOESN'T YOUR ENGAGMENT WARRANT A POST???? EVEN MORE SO THAN URINAL ETIQUETTE? SIGH.
wow...the differences between men and women amaze me. women will go out of their way to pee as quietly as possible.
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