Unicycle...

I saw some weird-o out riding a unicycle yesterday. Minding his own business. Acting like it was a completely normal thing to do.

And the only thing I could think was, you go, you carny freak. Don't let my gawking and pointing ruin your unicycling experience.

And then I dropped a stick in front of the unicycle, because no one should be having that much fun on something with only one wheel.