Sunday, September 11, 2005

Mike Tice is a douche.

Um...Mike Tice is a douche. A laundry list of gripes from the Vikings game this week for Mike Tice...
  • Pick a running back and let people know who it will be. And don't have it be Michael Bennett or Moe Williams. I think it's nice that Moore had more rushing yards than Bennett even though he didn't get one play in the backfield. Yep. Bennett had -1 rushing yards.
  • Your ball control offense blows. You have the QB and receivers to open it up. Every pass does not have to be a three yard out to Wiggins or Kleinsasser.
  • Your punter had the best performance of anyone this week.
  • You suck will the challenge flag.
  • Your mom is a hermaphrodite (just throwing it out there).
  • Good signing of Sharper. He looked solid.
  • Might want to stop covering receivers with linebackers.
  • Ummm...Troy Williamson is on the team. Just an FYI.
  • You look like a gorilla who doesn't know what is going on.

Well, with all the being said, I still think they're going to go deep in the playoffs this year. My butt is in the Vikings bandwagon driver seat. Hop on...if you dare.

1 comment:

Michelle said...

Well, really, Wiggins wasn't so bad with his two touchdowns that didn't count. And the worm. We all enjoy watching that.