Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Birthentine's Day...

So, last week was the holiday to end all holidays that I invented.

See, February brings with it lots of gift-giving holidays for me, what with Valentine's Day on the 14th and Alison's birthday on the 10th.

So, when we were first dating, I had the great idea that we could combine the two into one super holiday and call it Birthentine's Day and celebrate it on the 12th.

Of course, she thought that was a great idea, because in her mind, it was an additional holiday, not a combination of the two.

And that's why in February I now have to get birthday, birthentine's and valentine's day presents. It's also the reason I keep my mouth shut most of the time...don't want any more "great" ideas slipping out...

2 comments:

Bill Spijkes said...

They're all so close together - birthday, Birthentine and Valentine's - that maybe you should string them together and celebrate a Hanukkah-like, 6 day, super holiday?
Birthentinakuh? Then you could could sing Sandler's Birthentinakuh Song.

Brent A. Nelson, Esq. said...

Weird, because his Birthentinakuh song is my ringtone...