Flex Spending

So, I was looking on the website, trying to verify if something was eligible for out Flex Spend account. I looked at the list:



And realized, damn it, they're not going to pay for my mustache implant, since appearance improvements are not a qualifying expense. There goes my dream of being a 1970's porn star.

Luckily, it appears that my back-up plan to 70's porn star (pirate) is still available, since I can use my flex dollars on my new hook hand...of even shoe horn hands if the mood strikes me...