Friday, June 05, 2009

Heidi Pratt will be Brittaney Starr!

So, I've immersed my self in VH1's Charm School 3 (because I'm a nerd...and hey, I've watched all the Rock of Love's...I might want to know what the "ladies" are up to) and I've come to a startling realization (as you can see by the title):

In the future, Heidi Pratt (to the right here) will be Brittaney Starr! (That's Brittaney to the left here).

I know what you're thinking; of course she's going to be Brittaney because Heidi is going to start doing porn very soon, if she hasn't already done it to further her "career".

No, that's not what I'm talking about at all. And I'm not talking about the absolute insanity that is Brittaney Starr either. Sure, Heidi Pratt now wants to be referred to as just Heidi (like Cher or Madonna...though I think she'll end up looking more like Rosanne or ElephantMan (after her 8,000th surgery) if we're just picking one name for her), which is crazy enough.

But really, what I'm talking about is they look like twins. I didn't see it at first either. I was too busy noticing that Ashley looks just like Sluttier Juliette Lewis to notice.

But, now that I have noticed, I think it will be fun to follow both of their careers from this point forward. I've created a graph on how I think it will go...enjoy!

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