World Champs Dethroned!

July 4, 2005
WOODBURY, MN -

The Bag-O world was turned on it's head today as native son's Josh Ryan and Joseph Dvorak were trounced in match play by Team Dan, consisting of Brent Nelson and Daniel Norris. After two years of unbeatability at match play, Team Do-do-do-do pulled a New York Yankees and crawled back into their holes.

It was an unbelievable afternoon for Team Dan. Everything was falling. After three matches and a combined scored of 63-0, the match play championship commenced. The final match was played Round Robin style, with Team Dan needing only one victory to go home victorious.

"There really was never any doubt in my mind." said Norris when interviewed after the match. A match that never really was close. Team Dan was up by 2 when Nelson threw a Golden Turkey, scoring 8 points to preserve the victory.

"Hey, I'm a little bit like AP. Half assy and half classy. What!" said Nelson when asked about his game winning heroics.

"Even Dirty gets a Bag-O eventually" replied Dvorak bitterly when questioned about the defeat.

For years, people said the Yankees were the team and the Red Sox could never win. Now, the baseball world has been flipped on its head, as has the Bag-O world. Meet Team Dan, your 2005 World Champions and the Boston Red Sox of the Bag-O world.

Brent Nelson reporting...