Crabs?

So, I'm signing on to the internet (did you know they're putting it on computers now?) and msn is the page that pops up; homepage, if you will.

Well, they always have these tantalizing stories that I just have to read...or they're just there and I always glance at the headlines.

So, they had the following one as one of the headlines on how to lose weight:

Of course, I read it as "Avoiding crabs" as opposed to "Avoiding carbs".

I would have totally clicked on the link if there was some scientific link to obesity and the clap.

Why you ask? Curiosity I guess. Heck I'm curious as a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers.