Dateline: 10 Scariest Escapes from Death...

As you can tell from the title, this post has to do with the show Dateline: 10 Scariest Escapes from Death.

So, Alison and I are watching this, being amazed at the goings-ons that were...um...going on. Dang, that sentence sucked. Whatever.

Now, we typically watch Dateline because it's pretty entertaining, but this time, it was pretty annoying.

Every time they would stop for a commercial break, it would cut into the middle of a story and the host (I don't remember her name, it was some chick and it looked like she borrowed John Lennon's wig) would say something along the lines of:

Did he make it? Find out...after this!

Of course he made it!!!!!! Otherwise, it would just be called Dateline: 10 Scariest Ways to Die and they could have just saved the escape from the title to use in another story (such as Dateline: How to Escape from Chris Hansen's Sexual Predators).

Seriously though...way to keep us on the edge of our seats! Us and all the other morons couldn't change the channel, since we had to see if these idiots (such as the people who bungee jumped off the 200 foot bridge) made it.

I had double crosses the whole show!!!!