Is He Cheating on You?

OK, so I'm scanning MSN.com, trying to figure out if a coffee maker is, in fact, worth $11,000, when a headline caught my eye:

9 financial signs of a cheating spouse

These are 9 things from the book "Is He Cheating On You? 829 Telltale Signs," by Ruth Houston. And the first thing that they list on there is:

1. Credit card statements that reflect charges for flowers, jewelry or other gift items that the spouse did not receive.

Wow. Really? If your spouse is sending flowers and jewelry to someone else, they might be cheating? Please, tell us more Ruth Houston!!

Crip, what was number 2? Probably something like:

2. Your spouse tells you they are cheating on you.

With advice like that, I can only assume it's tearing up the book charts on Amazon.com. Let's get a quick check:

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #476,818 in Books

Go Ruth! You the man!

Here's an idea for your next book:

And look, we also have the first page!

You owe me royalties Ruth Houston!!!