Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Hayden Panettiere's Whale of a President...

Hayden Panettiere is basing her vote on whichever candidate is going to help save the whales.

At first, I thought this was stupid. I mean, who cares? But then, I started thinking more about it and realized it actually was stupid!

I wasn't wrong to begin with! And that's not normal. So, I've decided to come up with an asinine voting strategy to counteract her asinine voting strategy.

So...Presidential hopefuls, I am going to be voting for whichever one of you declares that they will not rest until they have destroyed all the whales!

Take that Hayden Panettiere! You fool!

Or I'll probably just vote Libertarian like I normally do. Stupid whales...

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