Apparently...

the Minnesota Zoo is out of penguins at the moment. And I'm a bit upset. This is after the Phoenix Zoo was also sans penguins. Very disheartening.

I don't even know if people go to zoos for any other reasons than to see penguins and, possibly, koalas. Everything else is...meh.

So, zookeepers who are reading this (I'm talking to you Rusty) please give zoo-goers what they want...NOW!