Dentist...

So, I'm at the dentist yesterday, getting my teeth all scrubbed brushed, when I had the following "conversation" with the dental hygienist...

Dental Hygienist: You're not a smoker right? Or wait, you are? Are you?

SERIOUSLY!?!?!? You're looking in my frickin' mouth and you can't tell if I smoke or not? Doesn't smoking rot the crap out of your teeth? Have my teeth got the crap rotted out of them??


Now, I feel like I'm walking around with my teeth looking like this:

Guess who's going to be Mayor of Not Smilingville? It's me!!