Stupid 8 year olds...

So, I rarely (RARELY) make fun of 8 year olds (because about a third of them can beat me up and the other half intimidate me) but when you say something stupid, you're going to get the business, whether you're 8 or 80 (right Petredis?).

So, I'm sitting at my computer, minding my own business, trying to figure out which guy to recruit in my sim football game (don't you DARE judge me...) when I hear these two little twits RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!

They're about 8 or so. One kid, we call Skateboard Kid (MORON, for short), because we don't know his name and he typically comes with a skateboard. The other kid, I'd never seen before. I will call him 8 Year Old D-Bag (judging....) which will be 8YODBag for shortish.

So, MORON and 8YODBag and sitting outside and I caught the following bits of their conversation:

8YODBag: Yeah. That's awesome!
MORON: Totally. And then, when we grow up, we can have stripper wives!!
8YODBag: Awesome!!

Then, a bit later...

8YODBag: Right on...
MORON: Totally. And then, I'll probably get paid in frogs!!
8YODBag: Awesome!!

Idiots. Stupid 8 year olds...think they know everything...er...wait a minute...did he say stripper wife? Hmmm....