This is as political as I get, but I just have to implore you vote for change this November!!
You all know what that means...vote to get rid of the 5 dollar bill and instead, use 5 dollar coins! Think of all the benefits we'll get when we vote for change:
1) Everything will be the same, except for one thing...$5 coins!
2) $5 coins promise not to weigh you down, but let's face it, they're made of metal
3) You can't possibly be happy sticking with $5 bills, so why the hell not?
4) $5 coins would vote for you!
5) $5 coins are way, way better than Susan B. Anthony $1 coins...er wait...$5 coins already won that battle...
Ahhhh...sarcasm at work...
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But the new 5s have those cute purple "5"s on them. That's the most excitement our money has had since it had value. Seriously.
~Scene~
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