Friend for life...

So, Alison and I were watching this show yesterday, some crap like 48 Hours Mystery or Dateline. Whatever. Not the point.

So, we're watching the show and this (moronic) lady says the following (emphasis added by me)...

"She could have been your friend for life. She could have still been your friend in ten years."

She could have been your friend in 8 minutes. She could have had a horse. She loved puppies. But most of all, she never, ever smelled bad. Potato salad...