You know what makes you feel like a big man?

When you bring your cat into PetsMart to get groomed. NOTHING more masculine than that. Good times. Good times. I'm sure everyone wasn't staring at me, holding Klyde on the was to the grooming section. I'm sure they were staring at my awesome Petredis t-shirt I fashioned with sharpie. Or at least I have to believe that to keep myself from crying...