Scattergories...

So, I've found yet another reason that I'm destined to spend all of eternity with Emilio Estevez in Hell.

The other night, we were playing Scattergories, and you're going to see the interesting twists and turns my mind takes when playing that game.

As everyone knows, the goal of the game is to figure out an answer that has as many words possible staring with the given letter for the category (there...I think I've summed it up in about the most confusing way possible...also, to solve a Rubix cube, you want to start by moving the middle side topwise...).

So, we start and the letter happens to be T. Normally a pretty easy letter, as lots of things start with T (examples...in case you're an idiot...tricycle...um...toy...).

I start heading down my list, knocking out answers like Bill Nye knocks out science.

Then, I come to "Things that are black."

Yep...I'm sure you guessed it.

My answer: Tony Toni Tone
That's three points right there! And some disgusted stares from my fellow competitors!