I'm Freakin' Patrick Warburton...better recognize!

As anyone who knows me (and if you don't know me, you should probably want to know me...I'm kind to animals and omit a pleasant scent most of the time) can attest, I like to wear many different "colorful" t-shirts.

Amazingly enough, Alison doesn't think someone who's almost 30 should be wearing an "I'm With Creepy" t-shirt. Can't fight that logic.

So, over the past few months, my old t-shirts have been slowly disappearing, or are "being retired" as I like to call it.

I wasn't sure what was going to happen with these gems. But then, like Patrick Warburton on Rules of Engagement (which needs to be brought back ASAP...F you, CBS), I was surprised with a quilt made from many of the old t-shirts for Christmas!

Here's a picture for your enjoyment and a rundown of all the sayings on the t-shirts from the upper left to the lower right:

- CSC Football
- WOOD SHOP IS DOPE
- Haystak
- I'M WITH CREEPY
- DON'T BE A PLAYER HATER
- Mark McGwire
- The Golden Girls
- The Three Amigos (Vance Johnson, Ricky Nattiel and Mark Jackson)
- MC Hammer Concert Tour
- Dee-lightful Dee Brown
- LET'S CHILL OVER THERE AND WAIT FOR THE DEER
- 2005 ESPN Fantasy Baseball Champion
- I KNOW JOE SARVO
- MOM YOUR GAME IS WACK
- I'M YOUR #1 VAN
- U CAN'T TOUGH THIS (back of MC Hammer concert shirt)