Great jokes!!

It's all in the delivery people!

Q: How did the kangaroo feel when the walrus stole his last smoke?
A: Hopping mad!!

Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Karl.
A: Karl who?
Q: Thompson!

An eskimo and a polar bear run into each other on an iceburg. The eskimo kills and eats the polar bear.

Q: What's the difference between ketchup and catsup?
A: Nothing!

Q: Who was the greatest explorer of all time?
A: Magellan!!

Q: If Britney Spears and K-Fed procreate, how dumb will the child be?
A: Very!

Q: What's the difference between a horse?
A: The long face!

Q: What's the difference between frosting and a tree stump?
A: Frosting goes on cupcakes!