More Cowbell

Is our softball team name. And we are the biggest bunch of sucks who have ever sucked in one place together at once.

If we were a band, we'd be Nelson.

If we were a movie, we'd be Batman & Robin.

If we were a baseball player, we'd be Shannon Stewart and Kyle Lohse's genetically-made son, who sucks in a synergistic way; he sucks more than both of those bastards put together.

That's us. We're More Cowbell. We play on Thursdays at 7. We wank. G'Night.