Nice signature...

So, we sent Alison's Grandma some flowers last week. We used ProFlowers.com, which I've used before.

Today, they sent a follow-up survey. And here was the end of it:

Wow. Nice signature dude. Seriously, I have crap penmanship, but that puts mine to shame. What the hell is that, a deformed bird that a first grader drew? And why does your name end with a T? Your signature makes your name look like Mmmmt. FAAAAAA-bulous!

This is the worst. I've puked prettier things than that...