Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Things I Hate Week - Day 2

Now, you know when you're sitting in a casual dining restaurant, where they have the bottles of ketchup on the table (not one of those "fancy" places that bring you out a little thimble of ketchup and you have to request 8 more thimbles to properly ketchup your fries) and the bottle is red? So that you can't actually tell how much ketchup is in the bottle?

Then, when your food comes, you reach for the ketchup, which looks full because it's been painted red, and it's empty, so you have to sit there as your food starts to congeal and wait for the waitress to come back and get you a bottle of ketchup that is actually full, not one that is painted full.

And if you're going to tell me to reach to another table and grab that bottle, there are 2 issues with that.

1) What if that bottle has the same issue? Then you look like a turd to everyone else in the whole place. Sweet idea.
2) I'm not paying $6.95 for my meal to move around. I'm paying that to sit. Faced!

Get a shovel...

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