David Carusso opening lines...

Lt. Horatio Caine (played by the brilliant and slightly mkisunderstood David Carusso) is famous for his opening lines in CSI:Miami. They always proceed the opening credits and it gets the show off to a fantastic ride that you don't ever want to end! He's like the Danny Tanner of forensic crime dramas! I have listed 5 opening Caine lines here...or have I?

One of the following is one I made up, but the rest of them are actually opening lines. Can you tell which one is the fake?

• Det Frank Tripp: Friends said she came down to drink Mojitas and catch some sun.
  Lt. Horatio Caine: Well…looks like (puts on sunglasses)…something caught her.
  
• Eric Delko: Don’t we have jurisdiction?
  Lt. Horatio Caine: Conditions like this, the only one with jurisdiction (puts on sunglasses)…is the fire.
  
• Detective Yelina Salas: All they wanted was to sit back, relax and take a load off.
  Lt. Horatio Caine: Looks like someone already unloaded (puts on sunglasses)…on them.
  
• Chief Medical Examiner Alexx Woods: You don’t fall three stories, get up, and run away.
  Lt. Horatio Caine: (puts on sunglasses) You do…if you’ve got something to hide.
  
• Det Frank Tripp: They call it speed dating. Owner says our victim had 15 dates.
  Lt. Horatio Caine: (sunglasses already on) Well, you know what they say Frank…speed kills.