RR/RW Challenge...

The Miz...

What is the deal with the Miz on all the RR/RW challenges? I mean, he gets all the chicks. He's like the Hugh Heffner of the challenge circuit. He gets any bunny he wants. He looks like he got kicked in the face by a horse, he's about two steps away from becoming an alcoholic, he's an ass and he thinks he's the shit. That's what we call a quadruple threat guy. Throw in the fact that he has created a new disease when his Clap mixed with his Syphilis to form Claphilis and this guy is coming at you from all angles.

What's his appeal? Does he hang out with Sebastion Janikowski before the challenges for some Ruffi advice? Did he sell his soul to Satan for some magical appeal to ladies? Do girls just feel sorry for him? Or are all the girls on the challenges just as slutty as he is, so they just gravitate towards their own kind, like geese in a flock?

Even if the chick doesn't want him, he would score them. I mean, if he wanted to motorboat Julie, in about two minutes, he would be the USS TapDatAzz and he would be riding in the Julian Sea.

I need this explained. Maybe someone out there can do some research and get back to me on what his deal is. I think the public has a right to know…