Diet Coke?

Waitress: What can I get you to drink?
Annoying Woman: Umm...do you have Diet Coke?
Waitress: Diet Pepsi okay?
Annoying Woman: Hmmmmmm...
Waitress: (stares at woman while she's deciding)
Waitress: (still staring)
Annoying Woman: Okay! I'll do it.
Waitress: (turns back and starts walking away)
Annoying Woman: (laughingly to the back of the Waitress) It's not my favorite though.
Waitress: (ignores Annoying Woman)
Brent: (slams head on table until blood oozes out and fills up a glass and then he dumps it on Annoying Woman's face)
Waitress: (applauds Brent's ingenuity)
Annoying Woman: Blood isn't my favorite either...

Man...do I miss waiting tables. I'm sure that Annoying Woman was an excellent tipper too...