To the moron down the street...

So, I went to my mail box yesterday and what do I find inside? This (which has been edited to protect the dumb):

Good idea buddy...advertise to see if someone wants to be your roommate...TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND ARE PAYING A MORTGAGE!!

Maybe you can send some Eskimos a flyer and see if they want to buy any ice while you're at it...