The Life of Ryan...

Sometimes...

When I watch...

The Life of Ryan....

On MTV...

I almost...

Fall asleep....

Because...

He talks...

For a sentence...

Then he pauses...

Like he forgot...

What he wanted...

To say...

And he has...

To think about...

What he wants...

To say next...

And he sounds...

Like a broken...

Terminator cyborg...

And he does it...

The whole show...

And before you know it...

The show is over...

And you forgot...

To change the channel...

Man, I wish...

The writer's strike...

Would end...

Today...