So, as we already know, you're all watching the new American Gladiators. While some of you might think there's a little too much talky-talky and not enough Human Cannonball (and you'd be right), it's still a fine program.
Except for Titan. That man is an idiot. Surprise, surprise. Also...pizza is good.
So, I was watching the latest episode and this moron tears his ACL playing Powerball. Of course, he can't move and is basically just laying there. And Titan comes walking over, saying:
"This man here is a warrior! Let's give it up for him! This man is a warrior"
Right...this man is a weekend warrior who forgot that he's not 18 anymore and his body rejected his advances. Fantastic. If this man were a true warrior, he might look a little something like this:
Instead of like this:
Then, Titan comes up with this other great one, while standing next to the ACL dude:
"This is why I do it."
Why? Because people get hurt? Or because they pay you? I think it's the latter, as I bet you rarely strap on your unitard and head on down to the park to do battle with the homeless. Well...maybe Titan does...
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