Friday, February 08, 2008

My Honesty Payment!!!

So, I'm going through my e-mail, and yet another spam letter has made it through. At least I think it's spam...
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YOUR HONESTY PAYMENT.
FROM;THE CREDITS AND BILLS LIQUIDATION OF C.B.N AND BCEAO.
message codes;;00/cbn/bceao/002219/22/01/2008
May I use this juncture to notify you that new Government have Paid thebills which was thecause of the delay of your Payments,
and the Managements of CBN and BCEAOhas put yourfunds into a foreign draft, and find out that before the Draft willreach you it may get expireddue to the unreliability of the corrupted postal service here,
and wedecided to convert theDraft into Cash, (boxed money) the sum of $6.500,000.00 so to deliverit to you in Cash onyour Personal receipt at your DESTINATION in your country.
We which to deliver your Payment through this system to avoid another tress of K.T.T and soon all the necessary arrangements of delivering the $6.500,000.00 in cashto you has been madewith ROYAL ERRAND DELIVERY LIMITED YOU have to get in touch with ROYALERRAND DELIVERY LIMITED via email or telephone immediately.
Below are their contacts
Contact Person In-charge : Mr. Lyd Brown
TEL: 234 803 503 2573
EMAIL: ( c.b.n109@hotmail.com )P
Please Send them your contacts information to enable them locate youimmediately they arrivein your country with your CONSIGNMENT .*
Full Names.................*
Address. (not P.O.Box)..............*
City..................*
State.................*
Postal Code...........*
Phone.................*
Email................*
Age...................*
Occupation...........*
Marital Status...............*
Sex...............*
Nearest Airport.....................
Note... The ROYAL ERRAND DELIVERY LIMITED will contents of yourdelivery,it was aspecial registered -as a box of FAMILY TREASURES. Once-more ?
You willpay the R.E.D.Lfee of FORCE OF NATURE which is just $200.00 so that the detective agentswill not open theBOX for search while on transit, as the content was not disclosed;
please request for the tagof the said FORCE OF NATURE from the R.E.D.L, this is to avoid repeatingdelaying orMischeifing with your payments by any Governments agent while on transit.so be veryconfidential, and so let it be.
CHEERS ,
DR SAMUEL SODEH.PAYMASTER C.B.N & BCEAO CREDITS AND BILLS.
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Now, since I'm sure you didn't read that, and most of it is unintelligible, but if I am due this honesty payment, why do they not have my name? I find that strange.

Also...is this guy British? Cheers at the end? Interesting...

Alsoalso, anytime I get spam -mail now, my first thought is, "I wonder if this is in regards to my honesty payment?"

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