Good Idea - Buy champagne for your wife on Valentine's Day because she loves champagne
Good Idea - Chill it so it's cold when she gets home
Bad Idea - Chill it in the freezer
Very Bad Idea - Forget you left it in the freezer
Terrible Idea - Decide to open it in the house anyway
Horrible Idea - Not instantly running outside as it sprays everywhere
Good Idea - Showering off afterwards to get the champagne off your person
Yes...I am that stupid...
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