Komedy Karma...

Here's some rationale for picking the Colts. It all has to do with "Komedy Karma". Allow me to elaborate...

See, in the past, Peyton Manning was just a no non-sense hick from Louisiana who wouldn't tell the difference between Carrot Top and a carrot top (and we all know a carrot top is funnier than the Carrot Top, but I digress...). He had no karma coming his way for entertaining people.

Now, he is on multiple commercials. The mastercard one with the favorite accountant is hilarious. Automatically boosts my confidence in Peyton Manning by 20%. Minimum.

And doesn't Manning have to pull an Elway pretty soon and put it all together for the playoffs? I mean, seriously, it's not like he's going to be Dan Marino. He has Edgerrin James in the backfield, not some guy who was waiting tables at Chili's the week before.

So, the point is, with Komedy Karma and The Elway Syndrome, Manning is almost unbeatable in the playoffs this year.