I think the Wolves should sign Jayson Williams, for his rebounding prowess and his ability to...um...murder people. I am not kidding. This argument is valid. Please hear me out! With Griffin and Williams, the Wolves will have a "Murderer's Row" (pardon the pun) in the front court.
Jeez, put him, Eddie Griffin, a gun, one bullet and Kandi in a room together, and there is no way Kandi walks out alive. No way! Hell, you put a camera in there and you got a top rated reality show too. "The Last Man Standing". You'll need to angle the camera away from the "action" so no one will ever know who really shot Kandi, Griffin or Williams. Since they both have a history of shooting at people, it's a wash. I think this needs to be done. It will hit the trifecta on the "Pleasing Brent" Scale (and lets face it, isn't that what we all really want?)
1) Another rebounder to help KG, so he stops ending with 20 boards and the team has 27 total.
2) It will eliminate the Kandi problem. Won't have to buy out his contract...because it (and him) will be terminated.
3) A new show for me to watch. It may only last one week, but what an episode it will be.
I need to talk to Kevin and Flip about this. This is really doable. If Leonard Little can still be playing for the Rams, there is no reason a person can't murder a teammate (thereby helping the team) and not be allowed to play.
Kandi would do more in death for the Wolves than he has in life. He is the only loser in this. And he's already a loser, so it really doesn't matter. Will anyone miss him? Does he even have a posse? Would you be embarrassed to be in his posse? I would be. Is he the worst #1 of all time in the NBA? Will he get another contract after this one? He's like a smaller, clumsier Shawn Bradley with the heart of a lion. No, not a regular lion, I'm talking the lion on the Wizard of Oz. Maybe Kandi should take his ruby slippers out of the closet and see the wizard about getting some skills.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment