Random "Charles in Charge" thoughts...

If you could think of one person in the world who you would want to be your live in nanny, wouldn't it be Scott Baio? Wasn't he the perfect person? If he wasn't bringing you to hang out at the Playboy mansion, he was teaching you how to score with Heather Locklear and Nicole Eggert. Honestly, is there anything that man can't do? Awesome.

Though no one else probably knows this, there were two different families on the show. First, they had a family, sans Nicole Eggert, then that family disapperaed and the other family moved into the house. But Charles stayed. Which leads to the question, was Charles attached to the house? Was it a package deal? Kind of similar to owning a swimming pool, if you buy the house, you also get an aging pimp to teach the kids life lessons? And if he did come with the house, did you automatically have to pay and provide for him too? Because, seriously people, that's the gift that keeps on giving.

Wouldn't it make you uncomfortable to nanny for someone as hot as Nicole Eggert? Not that I have a point of reference, but wouldn't it be like having a really hot sister? Buddy probably came over and would just stare at her, but there's nothing you could do except hope you're not attracted to her. And what would Charles have done if he caught Buddy staring at her? Would Charles have gotten fired if he and Nicole Eggert fooled around a bit? Where is the line? Are there second chances? If Charles wasn't attracted to her, does that make him gay? That actually may explain a lot. These are things I think we have to know.

How do you get in the nanny business? Seriously, why was Charles a nanny? Money problems? No place to take his threesomes to? Can you bring "dates" home when you're a nanny? And by "dates", I mean the groupies he steals from Jimmy Caan at the Playboy Mansion. Is it normal for guys to be a nanny? Can you just show up at a place and say you're a nanny? Is there some sort of certification program? Do you get a medal when you graduate? Could they start some sort of medal reward system? I think this bears looking in to.

Don't you think Scott Baio should start some sort of nanny/hooking up with the hotties class? Would anyone not want to be in this? Could there be a better teacher? It's like having a sailing class taught by Mr. Ferdinand Magellan himself! When this class starts, I'm going to be first in line!