Aimlessness II...

Do you think your brain explodes in outer space? I was always under the impression that the brain imploded, due to the crushing pressure. I always picture it like someone crushing an aluminum can. That would be your brain when it gets to space. That's something I picture all the time. Something else I picture all the time is if everything on land and everything in the sea switched places. So, all the sudden, gorillas are the sharks and the sharks are the people. And Shamu would get all the ladies and he'd probably drive a hummer H2 and go fishing off the side of his huge boat, trying to catch a squirrel big enough to take home and grill up for his babies, because he mated with an octopus named Thelma, who is a beast of a woman but she can build a cake with the best of them. But I haven’t sorted it all out yet.

A few nights ago, someone brought E-Dub to a party. But they said "I had to settle for Evan Williams." Settle? Settle!?!? Did God "settle" for Moses? Hell no! He went out, picked out the best firkin’ prophet out there and made that bearded mofo part the damn Red Sea!! Same thing with Evan Williams. Kentucky went out, got the best damn liquor you can make, bottled that sucker up and undersold that overpriced, over-hyped Jack Daniels. And that's the truth!! You can put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Just because: Phil Krnjeu

Ahhh...Evan Williams and Vicodin aka "The Brett Favre Special". Spicy. I heard Favre was popping Vicodin like they were astronaut ice cream. Since you were talking about astronaut ice cream I want to throw in my two cents; it pretty much rules all, but why is it all Neapolitan? Are they trying to make us believe that all astronauts like all three flavors and none of them like just one? Or do they share and swap? I can't believe that they all like the same though. Maybe that's one of the requirements to being an astronaut, right after being 5'5" but before having a super inflated ego. But what do I know?

Did you see the Huskers recruiting class? Seems Callahan can do something right, besides alienating an entire Super Bowl team and one of the most loyal college football fan bases in the country. The Huskers should be a ton better this year. Callahan needs to bench Dailey. They can't have him playing QB again. Try to move him to receiver if you want him out there or possibly designated" trick play holder" for field goals and extra points. Wouldn't that be great if a team did have a dedicated “trick play holder”? But the other teams never notice, and every time he comes out, there's a fake. "Man, they did a fake again! I don't believe it! How can we tell? They're too good!!" Spicy. The RB they signed looks awesome. Hopefully he won't go and rape someone now. Same with the rest of the recruits in general. That should be the first lecture. "Scoring TD's = good. Raping girls = bad. Any questions?"

Might as well: David Shuler